Thoughts From The Past

Dear Cousin,

I simply must to tell you of recent events. Honestly, I am completely dumbfounded as to what some men will actually ingest without thinking. I mean really, who else but our dear Uncle Edward would even think to travel all the way to Scotland for a joust and proceed to fill his belly with three large portions of haggis and beans the very morning of the competition? I dare say, he is lucky Aunt Ruth, the daft old bat, did not request an immediate beheading. I am certain he echoed all about the countryside, for pities sake.

I should ad, Uncle Edward lost by a nose. The steed got wind of him and ran, posthaste. The other horrified horses quickly followed.

For Now, Cousin Gwen.

Copyright 2012, by Suzie Ashby.

Thought For The Day…..

     Ravens are so intelligent, they really are fascinating. I have seen some huge ravens up here in the mountains, ripping into garbage bags and carrion to feed. However, those poor city dwelling ravens are hanging out at fast food restaurants begging for scraps. I love fast food so much it is tempting to hang out with them.

     I can’t help but wonder what Poe would have said.

 
Copyright 2012, by Suzie Ashby.

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Notes to Self:

A view into Double Negative. From the North end looking south. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Never trust anything you do not see with your own eyes. In other words, don’t get caught up in someone elses ca-ca. (Yes, I know that is a double negative up there…..)

Men should NEVER be mysterious. It only sets off the alarm on my internal Creep-O-Meter.

On the other hand, they should never be too foreward or presumptuous either. It helps if they come with plenty of gifts in hand and don’t say a word.

 

Copyright 2012, by Suzie Ashby.

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